Oh Carl Sagan, when everyone else abandons me on a Saturday night, you're always there for me.

In a complete reversal from the aggressive depression that spawned my last post, I would like to announce that I am now 100% filled with THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. What caused this change in outlook you ask? Why this video of course, which is quite simply the greatest Christmas film EVER MADE.

Moral Orel: The Best Christmas Ever
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The worst thing about the "holidays?" Besides, you know, the crushing loneliness, alienation and bitter regret? Corporate "re-imaginings" of tired and already endlessly irritating holiday songs. Goddamn. They make me want to strangle babies.

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When you're in a cemetery at two in the morning and exhuming a corpse you later intend to defile, and someone walks by with another corpse slung over their shoulder, it's probably best not to make eye contact.