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This motherfucker is going down.

Okay, so I definitely just added another class to my fall schedule, giving me a total of 19 credit hours, which is the maximum ( Read more... )

If there's anything better in life than priests with shotguns shooting zombies, I don't want to know about it.http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/content.php?id=

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If you ever feel like being depressed by the state of intellectualism in America, check out the Amazon Top 50 books: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/feature/-/509486/102-5902058-2118561Read more... )

I'm going to do this to my kids:

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Oh baby:
You've Got Guys Lined Up Around the Block

While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's...

You get the most dates of any girl you know

It's your whole five star package that attracts men -

Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.


Are You Attractive? Take This Quiz :-)I don't know about the ( Read more... )

I wish I still used a desktop: http://shop.harddrive.com/cgi-bin/sgin0101.exe?T1=CAS+CMT+JET7&FNM=16&UID=2003120718101286&UREQA=1&UREQB=2&UREQC=3&UREQD=4

So in contradiction with the unbridled immaturity of my last post, today I felt way older beyond my years. This was because during the rather short bus ride from my dorm to boulder bookstore, I shared the back of the very full bus with about 8 underclass highschoolers, who, in typical highschooler fashion, were making asses of themselves. And ( Read more... )

So it probably says something about me that I giggled like a drunk when I heard this, a pronunciation example on merriam-webster.com. Though whether it be a statement of my maturity, sleep-deprived mental state or my surpressed yet growing dementia, I'm not sure...