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There's a nice wee lass and her name is Mary Mac
Make no mistake she's the girl I'm gonna track
Lot of other fellas want to get up on 'er back
But I'm thinking that they'll have to get up early...

Weird, a song about me! ;)

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket ( Read more... )

There’s something about the look in your eyes
Something I noticed when the light was just right
It reminded me twice that I was alive
And it reminded me that you’re so worth the fight
~Incubus

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make ( Read more... )

The most destructive habit..............................Worry ( Read more... )

I have heard it said that a sorority is a waste of time ( Read more... )

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TO MY FRIEND ( Read more... )

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.