OOC: Follows this.

"Misfortunes one can endure - they come from the outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults - ah- there is the sting of life."
- Oscar Wilde

"Hey, Shane. It's Sash-it's me."Shane stopped cold. His foot was still half in the air, a step that would've been taken that'd frozen in time with 'hey'. It'd been ( Read more... )

Who: Shane, Sasha, and every guy Sasha's ever dated.
What: You'll see, won't you. Jeez.
When: Back when Shane and Sasha were still roommates.
Where: Los Angeles
Why: 'Cuz daughterof_evil told me to. Also 'cuz of this.

( It was enough to make him want to throw up. )

The first nightmare Shane had ever had, it was about snakes.

The real thing didn't exactly scare him too much, but the snake he'd dreamt up for this shadowy little terror fest was huge, with fangs dripping a dark green poison, and blood red and deep black scales creating patterns all over its body. It had big yellow eyes that followed him with ( Read more... )

(Author's Note: Set during Shane's last disappearance.)"Shane! What the fuck is going on ( Read more... )

Nine times out of ten, it's my Dad's fault ( Read more... )

Shane couldn't believe this was how he was going to spend his night.

He had a costume sitting in his closet, but no, this was how it was going to be. Regardless of the fact that he had a costume sitting in his closet, one that he had actually put thought into, regardless of the fact that he'd been all set up to actually call people to find out ( Read more... )

Well I don't... I don't know.

I've never really got girls. I live with one, and... Well there's still a lot I don't understand. This is a sorta weird question, y'know? What guy's ever wanted to be a girl? I mean, aside from those guys who're transsexual. But they get it, so that's why they want to be it, so that makes, y'know, sense to me ( Read more... )

Happy birthday.

You get 'round to it and you're not interested busy sleepin' in, I'll have some stuff for you on the kitchen table when you wake up.

I don't know what everyone else is plannin', so I figured that'd be the time to go for.

I'm not sure 'bout this ( Read more... )

Shane just recently turned six, and he can't believe this is how he intends to spend the weekend of his birthday ( Read more... )