bad mother award

[arobynne]

In the past hour, I've let my son eat leaves, which he promptly threw up along with quite a bit of milk and almost let him fall down the cement stairs at our front door.  We're both covered in leafy goo.  Can I take a vacation?

Comments

[davedash]

This is why Peter still has an appendix.

[ywong]

Can I take a vacation?

Not for 18 years! ;-)

[jessikate]

Those are some of the less awful things that'll happen to him in the coming years. Just remember - eating strange things is good for his immune system!

[arobynne]

I guess that's a relief?

[jessikate]

Yes, I meant that to be encouraging.