The bipeds are now quadrupeds. And fuzzy. It would be hilarious if it weren't so.....no, it is hilarious.

*carefully lowers to the grass*

*rolls onto back, squirming and wriggling into the earth, legs kicking*

Bema above! I'm losing to 'other'?! No respect, I tell you. Sure, Shadowfax is the fastest *cough* and Asfaloth is the prettiest. I'll even grudgingly admit Bill the phony pony is sorta cute, if you're into big eyes, messy hair, and minimalism. And sure, I can even see the Nazgul steeds because plenty of chicks go for the bad boy. But...other ( Read more... )

*grazegrazetailswishgraze*

Have gone more than a month without being licked.

This is good.

It licked me.

*is very glad his hero isn't here to witness this shame*

Who knew the bipeds were so fond of cheese?

BORED. Dream gig of spokesmodel for tasty yet morally questionable product falls through. Lazy mun has been ignoring me. ((I've been thinking about you, but I've been busy.)) Well, that makes ONE of us. I've been wandering around for weeks now. Give me something or someone to do. ((....)) *whines* *trumpets* C'mon, lemme do something. Come on, ( Read more... )

Thanks to mysterious and studly voice from above, I am rethinking the whole spokesmodel gig. My spider sense horsey intuition is telling something's a little off with this whole BemaBurgers idea. Can't quite put my hoof on what is wrong, though. It's probably sacreligious, for one thing. Naming a snackfood, however delicious it is, after a Vala? ( Read more... )

Have received exciting yet mysterious invitation to return to Rohan and be spokesmodel for new campaign for something called "BemaBurgers." Have never heard of these before, but surely they must be a fine product.