1. Job - 45+ hours per week
2. Girl - whenever I can be distracted
3. Fucking Halo

girls are distracting.

• There is one customer who spends more time in my store than I do. She's this really crazy hawaiian lady that endlessly makes and cuts out construction paper leaves. Today she told me she had finished four hundred, and that her goal was a thousand.
  
  
• Another customer is frequently drunk when she comes in. She's a middle-aged woman and she is a ( Read more... )

parameters ( Read more... )

Who's going to see the Pixies?

Oh yeah.

I am.

Thanks ebay, for taking away a sizable chunk of my cash in exchange for the ability to see my favorite band.

Like Hindus, cars die and die again ( Read more... )

Like an awful lot of people I find Wonkette to be hopelessly addicting.

Here's and example of why, in her coverage of the ongoing Massachusetts gay marriage debacle.
I like the Onionesque headline, particularly.

Gay Marriage Becomes Gay "Marriage"

"gone, like my last paycheck ( Read more... )

The results have been tainted and the experiment has been compromised ( Read more... )

We lynched a teddy bear in Albertsons ( Read more... )