08 - this IS NOT A FUCKING DEATHWISH

[arr_ilovemecigs]

[sounds of running and heavy panting along with the dragging of artillery and a pathetic whimper every now and then.]...when you guys find me with my toasty, black lungs ripped out of my throat and my sexy crooked fingers flung all over the damn place like party confetti, I don't want any of you fuckers peeing on my grave

Comments

[commieleon]

Um.

Are you all right?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

COME ON SHERLOCK, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT

[commieleon]

Fair enough. You're not all right. You've made someone very angry.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW HE'D BE BACK SO SOON--WHO THE FUCK DROPS BY WITHOUT WARNING LIKE THAT

[arr_ilovemecigs]

if I was sitting here running from just a fucking landlord my pants wouldn't be so full of shit.

YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO TO ME

[arr_ilovemecigs]

GIVING A SUMMARY OF HOW EXACTLY I'M GOING TO GET MY ASS KICKED DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE BEST IDEA HERE.

[kingofatlantis]

... Wow. That was better'n a curse.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A CACTUS

[kingofatlantis]

As long as it doesn't sing.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

YOU DON'T KNOW IT DOESN'T.

[twin_gunsy]

*effortlessly running/jumping around next to him*

WHY ALL THE YELLING?!

*giggles*

[arr_ilovemecigs]

--[holy shit, STARTS SCREAMING LIKE A PUSSY]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HE FuckKKKK

[twin_gunsy]

*giggling as she spins through the air with ease*

YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!!

*suddenly see's his cigs*

OH!

*tackles him and takes them plus any others that pop up because of the impact, then jumps away, throwing them up and turning them to nothing by shooting them up*

CONFETTI!!!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

[an eerie silence as he stops completely to watch the scattered remains of the cigarette and tattered packaging float down]

[amazing_guy]

...you sound like you need help.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

THANKS TRIPLE G.

CAUSE THAT'S FUCKING HELPFUL.

[amazing_guy]

If you need something, just ask.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I wasn't aware you went all poof--genie shit on me.