12 - how many licks does it take to get to the center of a zombie?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Right. Apparently today is the sampling day of dead bastards.

Screw it if you all taste like Tootsie Rolls, count me out. I'll stick with the hot dogs filled with cut up little kid bits spliced inside and rolled up sticks of rat poison and nicotine, thanks.

Comments

[weisshaar]

This is why I don't let you cook.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I'll have you know I'm one hell of a chef.

[weisshaar]

Speak for yourself.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You don't even know how to boil water, do you?

[inbetrayal]

Be glad you're not one of the dead yourself.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Speaking for the masses now are you, zombie bitch?

[inbetrayal]

No.

I am simply saying: you probably wouldn't like it.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You don't say?

Didn't want to tell anyone but yeah, my secret obsession is totally being devoured like a fucking lump of sugar by random people in this shithole.

[anti_bereznoff]

Daddy's going to eat you ♥

[arr_ilovemecigs]

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?

DID YOU MISS HIM, BABY.

[anti_bereznoff]

If you close your eyes and stand really still, you look like one, you know... so is it all right to eat you when you're sleeping? You do lots and lots of that.

LIKE I MISSED AN STD MY FRIEND.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I taste of soot and poo.

[amazing_guy]

The hot dogs again...

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Sup, Triple G.

Been chomping on some dead chicks lately?

[amazing_guy]

You know that's impossible.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You never know around here.

[flyingmomo]

Those hot dogs don't sound appetizing.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

It's an acquired taste.

[flyingmomo]

Oh. Does that mean you eat it everyday?

But wait-you don't eat rat poison and children, right? That was a joke, wasn't it?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Was it truly?