21 - arr i love me alcohol.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I'm so shitfaced right now I swear to got I just put my eyepatch on the wrong side.

Shit, I feel like I'm going to barf up enough half digested nachos and leftover pizza to bathe a starving village of skinny boys and girls everywhere.

Comments

[reading_readman]

Eh... You should really be more careful, Badou-san. It's not healthy to let yourself get that drunk all at once!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You're right, you need this more than I do.

[reading_readman]

N-No, really, I've already had mine for the day... It's best to spread them out so it doesn't make you so sick.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Are you saying I can't handle it.

[inbetrayal]

How very charming of you. Perhaps next you'll learn moderation.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

MODERATION IS FOR BITCHES

[inbetrayal]

Or for those who don't wish to die of alcohol poisoning.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Never.

That'd be hideous.

[cat_scratched]

You better be staying indoors.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Where's that.

[cat_scratched]

Not at the temple~

[arr_ilovemecigs]

The hell would I go to temple for.

[strawberried]

What the hell're you doing?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Wondering if trying to leave the apartment would be one-way suicide.

[strawberried]

Probably.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

WHEN DID THIS APARTMENT BECOME SO HARD TO NAVIGATE THROUGH ANYWAYS, SHIT

[seeking_heat]

Was it absolutely necessary to describe your weakness in such a repulsive way?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Did you really just say repulsive.

[seeking_heat]

Yes. How could it be described as anything but such?

Sheesh, just how much did you drink?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I can barely see the floor anymore.