Damn! I wish I was your lover!

[arrestthisman]

Well, I'm done. Seventeen pages. It's my second longest one yet, and certainly the longest I've ever written about heavy-duty literary theory stuff. I tried to get all profound at the end, and I'm too exhausted to tell whether it sounds poetic or just asinine.

This is gonna be a long day, I'll tell you whut.

Comments

This, I am not, especially for Tewksbury's Freshmen, or any Freshmen even.

[thesounder]

pied piper
n.
1. A person who offers others strong yet delusive enticements.
2. One, such as a leader, who makes irresponsible promises.

[After The Pied Piper of Hamelin, title and hero of a poem by Robert Browning.]

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