I was all out of luck like a duck that died, I was all out of juice like a moose denied...

[arrestthisman]

This is a poem me and my sister Jackie wrote together during spring break. You can guess which sections are mine and which are hers.

A lways
N ever
D rink
I gloos

J ew
A rthritis
C ake
K lu klux klan
I nteresting
E nglish

A haiku for Andi:

There once was a lady who lived in a shoe
She had a face and said woo woo
Her dogs name was Jimi and she had crayons
and she got embarrassed when sharted upon.

There once was a girl from Ca’lina
Who had a very fine buhgina
she was a gey
but that’s ok
cause no girl could be finer

I tinkle in the sea
when no ones watching me
and when I feel perplexed or mad
I take upon you a pee.
I feel the earth with dirt
I feel your face with love
I eat the juice
I drink the wine
as the heavings are eroding…. eroding.....

but the logans come at night
like a wave of orange pee
and the trees scream out with fright
like a wave of orange pee

A way to memorize the Lytic Cycle

A wesome (attachment of virus)
E mus (entry of virus into cell)
R un(Replication of parts of virus in cell)
A round(assembly of new virus particles)
R accoons(release of new viruses from host cell)

DO a deer a female deer
RE a man who cannot drive
MI a ham I call myself
FA a part of sharting
SO you are quite a gey
LA la la la la so gey
TI a drink for those who’re gey
that will bring us back to
DO DO DO DO DOH

A colorful sea babbon
swimming be the bay
cause its time has come for it to eat
DON”T FRAY. The seababbon is veagan
and only eats veagan food
so therefore there aren’t many seababoons
That celebrate Ramadan.