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my mum called
and shes like
kate
take the washing of the line
its going to rain lots
and i said i didn't want to
and then
(this is the good bit)
she said but it might rain like the cyclone day

oh
i lolled
<3

well

some people will be like

you should um

whats it called

lj cut

thats it

but

its harry potter

and harry potter

DOES

NOT

get

lj cutted ok?

aweosme

now that we cleared that up

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my fishy jerry only died today
i cried
if anyone says fish aren't real pets i will kill them

jerry only

2003 -2005

( r.i.p little one )

today a hot chick gave me some sexy under garments.
i think her name is kater
and i think i love her
i am so altra cool like bain-champagne.
katen xo
per kater

To celebrate your success prickly:

( celebrate with me yayyyyyy )

ummmm so like
school is kbyed
sorta sad
was at schoolies
but
way over it
people are grit sometimes
so kater rescued me
and like
yeah
i dunno
i don't have anything to say really
flashing boobs is fun
they are famous now
finally
they deserve it
pina coladas are good

yeah
guess that's it

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um so
i wanted to update my lj
but
then i also wanted to straighten my hair (cause my new shampoo is like ultra wow)
ummmmmmmmmmm so but like i am all not focused
so i am going to read some harry potter porn
yes ok seeya