NEW FIC!

[arrmaitee]

Epilogue

by

Arrmaitee

WARNING: DH SPOILERS!

SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY!  You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’d like to extend a special

Comments

[thrnbrooke]

OMG! You had me rolling! Way tooo funny!

[arrmaitee]

*hugs*

How're you doing? I haven't talked to you in ages.

[thrnbrooke]

Doing alright. Hurt my wrist at work back in Feb/March and am out of work for the time being. Sooo ready to go back. Wrist isn't healing right or something. Not sure. Have family here visiting so not much time to mope. How are you? Another great story! Sooo need lots more! What's next on the writing schedule?

[arrmaitee]

I'm doing well. Finally moved back to LA and am getting settled in.

Not sure what's next. But I was "inspired" after reading the epilogue of DH. I just couldn't help myself with this one.

I'm sorry to hear about your wrist. That really sucks. I really hope it heals better.

[oconel]

"My husband’s patronus is a stag and his former potion master’s was a doe. I can do the math, honey."

I'm at work, and reading these things it's really difficult to keep myself from rolling on the floor.

Great job!!

[arrmaitee]

Thanks! This fic literally wrote itself :D

[mark356]

I like this ending!

[arrmaitee]

Me, too. :D

[sugareey]

OMG...hahahahahaha! I love the mockery of the epilogue. Though I'm still not keen about it, this still makes up for it, I reckon.

[arrmaitee]

It had to be mocked :D

[svartalfur]

"Your father's been in several Slytherins," Ginny muttered.

Yay!

Why didn't JKR mention any of this? Harmony-seeking bitch!

[arrmaitee]

Well she certainly wrote enough sexual innuendos into the text to keep me happy. Lol :D