Jul 29, 2011 22:41
XANDER
I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU'RE GONNA DIE
TAKE ME OUT FOR LUNCH
your days are numbered so you should do this now before you croak
because that would suck.
don't think about it. just do it.
[IT MAKES SENSE TO HER, OKAY]
PS: I like Chinese buffets.
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Not that I don't appreciate the reminder.
No really. I love hearing that I'm going to die. Suddenly.
But
What?
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Just so we're both on the same page with that.
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DON'T YOU LIKE FOOD?
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I don't know about you, but death is just about the one thing that's not appetizing to me. That and vampires, which is partly with the death anyway.
Why do you want to have lunch with a dying guy?
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[WHY IS HE TRYING TO RATIONALIZE THIS KJHDSKHJF.]
maybe food will taste better to you now? haven't you seen fight club?
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