Overheard at a Starbucks

[arse_writes]

Anyone who's visited a fast food establishment with me knows that, when asked to give a name for food pickup, I'm prone to use a fake name. This is why.

Barista 1: "...and your name?"
Barista 2: *turns on blender for someone else's frappuccino*
Me: "Arsenio"
Barista 1: "What?"
Me: "ARSENIO."
Barista 1: "WHAT?"
Me: *spells it*
Barista 1: "Oh."
Barista 2: *turns off blender*
Barista 1: "That's odd. You don't hear that every day."
Me: "Hrm?"
Barista 1: "That name. It's odd. You don't hear it every day."
Me: "Hrm. Well, I can imagine!"
Barista 1: "Do you?"
Me: *blink*