Post office blues

[arsemuffin]

Last week it was my absolute pleasure to be able to visit the post office on more than one occasion. It all started on Friday night when upon opening the mail box I found the always unwelcome green slip of doom telling me that apparently the day after I had emptied the mail box last, mail accumulation had been present and all of the mail for the

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[hollsterhambone]

I swear I won't make you do it anymore. I'll go next time. They seem to think my dazed expression of boredom is unthreatening. Plus there's the lady who still remembers me from sending those wedding invitations overseas..."Oh, are you getting married to a foreign man?" she says with a bright smile. I smile back, just because I want to expedite the process of sending the invites. After twenty questions I am allowed to leave, the image of me indelibly etched in her brain.