Nutcases for Brownback
I just came across a website Baptists for Brownback. The things that appear on it are appalling. Here are a few examples:
"It is Barack Hussein Obama’s curse of coloredness that will prevent him from ever being elected leader of a true Christian nation, one that is founded upon Christian principle by the chosen, fair-skinned people of God."
"We have concluded that the acronym U.S.E. (Unplanned Sexual Event), when used regularly to replace the word “rape”, will remove the stigma associated with this sometimes unpleasant situation."
"As a counselor in a Christian Crisis Pregnancy clinic I strongly advise my ladies not to have any testing done that could impact the way that the will love their baby once it is born."
"As somewhat of a firearm aficionado, I have become attached to all of my babies just as I know you have. So let’s tell each other the nicknames we have for our pieces."
These people are completely insane, and, at the same time, have an enormous influence in politics. I think this explains a lot about the direction that our country has taken. It is time we took reins of power out of their hands before they screw up this country any further.
P.S: Some posts there happen to be on the lighter side (What Tammy Faye, President George W. Bush and Colon Cancer share in common):
"Each of these two angels shared several things: colon cancer, their devout faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, and enduring constant ridicule and persecution by mockers, atheists, and Liberals. Additionally, Tammy Faye battled colon demons, the common cancer in the United States, since 1996. Our beloved Commander in Chief has battled Liberal demons, the most common cause of anal pain in the United States, since he announced his run for Presidency in 1996. I see a profound connection here.
This connection between rectal cancer and Liberals is evidenced from the symptoms of colon cancer: persistent nausea or vomiting brought on by the stress of living a Christian life in a secular world, and rectal pain, which is caused, by a single bulky tumor or several polyps. The latter can be easily explained; Liberals are a pain in the rectum to anyone who has strong Conservative Christian values and morals. Look at those walking tumors Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, or Harry Reid for example."
"It is Barack Hussein Obama’s curse of coloredness that will prevent him from ever being elected leader of a true Christian nation, one that is founded upon Christian principle by the chosen, fair-skinned people of God."
"We have concluded that the acronym U.S.E. (Unplanned Sexual Event), when used regularly to replace the word “rape”, will remove the stigma associated with this sometimes unpleasant situation."
"As a counselor in a Christian Crisis Pregnancy clinic I strongly advise my ladies not to have any testing done that could impact the way that the will love their baby once it is born."
"As somewhat of a firearm aficionado, I have become attached to all of my babies just as I know you have. So let’s tell each other the nicknames we have for our pieces."
These people are completely insane, and, at the same time, have an enormous influence in politics. I think this explains a lot about the direction that our country has taken. It is time we took reins of power out of their hands before they screw up this country any further.
P.S: Some posts there happen to be on the lighter side (What Tammy Faye, President George W. Bush and Colon Cancer share in common):
"Each of these two angels shared several things: colon cancer, their devout faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, and enduring constant ridicule and persecution by mockers, atheists, and Liberals. Additionally, Tammy Faye battled colon demons, the common cancer in the United States, since 1996. Our beloved Commander in Chief has battled Liberal demons, the most common cause of anal pain in the United States, since he announced his run for Presidency in 1996. I see a profound connection here.
This connection between rectal cancer and Liberals is evidenced from the symptoms of colon cancer: persistent nausea or vomiting brought on by the stress of living a Christian life in a secular world, and rectal pain, which is caused, by a single bulky tumor or several polyps. The latter can be easily explained; Liberals are a pain in the rectum to anyone who has strong Conservative Christian values and morals. Look at those walking tumors Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, or Harry Reid for example."