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[arsenic_cookie]

This is the beginning of a new arsenic_cookie

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[armh]

Oh darling, what a delightfully entertaining yarns you spin.

[arsenic_cookie]

I once left my virginity in the back seat of a taxi cab, and the drier went around using it for a straight up week before I wrested it back from his sticky grasp. You should have seen that fool prancing about in white lacy dresses, acting all coy and giggling behind his fan. Any luck on your phone?

Thats right, girlfriend

[anonymous]

Finally, some real entertainment!

[hadtoaskphil]

that's the best story i've seen on here all day.

none worthwhile

[crocodiletearz]

welcome to the new century! or millennium or whatever, i pray for the day we have WC here so that I, to, may feast like a king... and die of cardiac arrest from overload of fat and lack of nutriants at age 50...