Comments | arsenical: 10.

arsenical

10.

May 11, 2009 16:33

You'll excuse me if I didn't celebrate Mother's Day yesterday.

Not even a curse could get me to.

bitch time always, ew parents gtfo, aftermath, bitch time, get the hell out

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/feeds you ICE CREAM muhahahaha tofuinthesky May 11 2009, 14:43:24 UTC

I definitely stayed off the network because of that. I didn't want to get lectured on how I should love my mother.

/screams arsenical May 11 2009, 14:44:45 UTC

Same here. We should've just had a lazy day spending Monopoly and ignoring the fact that storks didn't bring us to this world...

...well, not so sure about you or Molly, but- you know what I mean.

BUT I'M DOING IT WITH LOVE. IT WILL CURE THE TONSILS tofuinthesky May 11 2009, 14:47:10 UTC

I could have pretended that the racecar was Mom and sent them to jail over and over and over again.

Molly's still human. The stork story should work for her.

THEY'RE GOOD arsenical May 11 2009, 14:48:24 UTC

Anti-Monopoly...I like it. We should try that.

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RUBBED IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS... denyinurgod May 11 2009, 14:48:41 UTC

Why?

DON'T KICK ME OUT OF THE REVOLUTION CLUB I LOVE THE TEA PARTIES arsenical May 11 2009, 14:51:53 UTC

Many reasons. Like, oh, trying to get me and my friends killed...okay, maybe not me directly, but certainly my friends...and being generally pure evil

NO MORE CAKES FOR YOU denyinurgod May 11 2009, 15:04:10 UTC

...How can mothers be capable of such things?

GDIT arsenical May 11 2009, 15:09:03 UTC

Promises of eternal life in nirvana?

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thewayto May 11 2009, 14:50:47 UTC

Agreed.

arsenical May 11 2009, 14:52:17 UTC

This might be a first... we should celebrate agreeing.

thewayto May 11 2009, 14:54:58 UTC

A first? Perhaps, though I am certain there are many other things we would be able to agree on. You are very sensible.

arsenical May 11 2009, 14:55:53 UTC

We haven't exactly had the time to connect, you and I...

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OH HAY LOOK. DOUBLE PUNCH. girlwithabow May 11 2009, 14:53:55 UTC

I didn't celebrate either.

yeow arsenical May 11 2009, 14:56:34 UTC

Sad to see that we're not the only ones with suck-ass parents.

girlwithabow May 11 2009, 14:57:23 UTC

She didn't suck. She died.

1/2 arsenical May 11 2009, 14:58:33 UTC

...score, Gert. Foot way up your mouth.

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badancestry May 11 2009, 15:26:31 UTC

I spent two hours figuring out how to set my device to filter out all posts with the word "mother".

arsenical May 11 2009, 15:29:38 UTC

Where was Victor and his hacking skills when you needed them?

badancestry May 11 2009, 15:32:01 UTC

Yeah. I never realized how confusing computers could be. I used to think once you'd mastered the keyboard that was it.

arsenical May 11 2009, 15:33:24 UTC

I abused the Alt+F4.

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