if the phone rings one more time when i'm trying to take a nap, I'm going to stick my hand through the phone, reach out to the other end, grab whoever calls me, pull him or her through, and tear off his or her fucking head. ARGH.
The nap thing'll get worse in college. Everyone takes naps at college. And when you do, your roommate'll come in and start screaming on the phone, or the band upstairs will start practicing. Or the people next door will start playing video games on the loudest volume setting. I reccommend sleeping pills and ear plugs.
I really like your idea of "religious-themed restaurants" Be sure to include an Amish one, where there are cook-fires by every table.
Good luck finding a job. Come visit me at Mt. Kemble Rehab center!!
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I really like your idea of "religious-themed restaurants" Be sure to include an Amish one, where there are cook-fires by every table.
Good luck finding a job. Come visit me at Mt. Kemble Rehab center!!
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