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arsenicmauls

A Strip Club On The Mainland | Wednesday Early Evening

May 29, 2013 10:00

On the outside, the club looked pretty seedy, and it was hard to tell whether the small number of cars in the parking lot was a good sign or a bad one. For at least a few of the cars already there - including a limousine with tinted windows and a very sad-looking sports car that still had half of a JUST MARRIED sign affixed to its rear bumper -- it ( Read more... )

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Arrive arsenicmauls May 29 2013, 15:00:57 UTC

Hey, look, you get to both show a fake ID and lie to someone for your own gain!

Re: Arrive arsenicmauls May 29 2013, 15:08:05 UTC

Gert had no idea how she had gotten roped into this, but she was already feeling a little gross about it.

She showed her fake ID, stepped inside, and immediately got showered with glitter. Now she felt even grosser.

Re: Arrive mummyspromdate May 29 2013, 16:30:15 UTC

If anyone asked, the fact that her roommate was here was Maddie's entire reason for being here. Because really, she didn't know why she was here.

"I feel like this is going to end in showering," she said.

Re: Arrive lil_nikita May 29 2013, 16:41:09 UTC

Alex had lied before, but she'd never had a fake ID. That was one of those normal-ish teenager things she missed out on until now.

Other than that, she didn't really know how she got talked into this.

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Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves arsenicmauls May 29 2013, 15:01:45 UTC

And enjoy the co-ed dancers. Yay for co-ed dancers!

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves arsenicmauls May 29 2013, 15:11:45 UTC

Gert watched the dancing for two seconds and immediately got offended on behalf of women everywhere (in her opinion).

Fortunately, she had expected this, so she had a book with her. So Gert was going to sit here with a plate of French toast sticks and reread The Great Gatsby. Yep.

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves makemyownway May 29 2013, 17:00:06 UTC

"You're eating food at a strip club," Cade said. "That's brave."

Re: Watch the Dancing/Talk Amongst Yourselves arsenicmauls May 29 2013, 17:04:40 UTC

"I have a plate at a strip club," Gert corrected him, turning her book over to hold her place and putting it down. "I'm still deciding whether or not it's edible."

It probably wasn't.

"You're the expert on this place, right? Any pro tips?"

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Wander Around the Club arsenicmauls May 29 2013, 15:02:24 UTC

Talk to dancers, hit up the breakfast buffet, figure out where all this glitter is coming from...

Re: Wander Around the Club lil_nikita May 29 2013, 17:18:49 UTC

Alex was feeling slightly uncomfortable, so she decided to have some waffles to distract herself. Though she was really annoyed to find glitter on her plate. What?

Re: Wander Around the Club notvenom May 29 2013, 19:12:38 UTC

"Alex! Why the hell are we in a strip club? I thought this was going to be some sort of dance club thing," Anya whined. Oh, she was whining alright.

Re: Wander Around the Club lil_nikita May 29 2013, 20:16:34 UTC

"So did I," Alex said, shrugging. "I'm definitely leaving this out next time I talk to my guardian."

Nikita would probably be amused more than anything.

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OOC arsenicmauls May 29 2013, 15:03:39 UTC

Clearly I had no idea what to do with the OCD here.

Here, enjoy Liara T'Soni being cute:

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