Having the internet back after weeks of not having it meant that Gert was becoming reacquainted with how very useful it was at a lot of things. Google helped her do research for class, it helped her occasionally conjugate Latin verbs and impress random strangers, and lots of other things. Unfortunately, one thing it was not very helpful with was ( Read more... )

Gert wasn't a big fan of Public Speaking class - well, class in general, really, but especially that one. So as soon as class was over, she made her way right back to her room and flopped down in her desk chair, where Old Lace promptly headed over to be petted ( Read more... )

Yay, it's infopost season again! Meet my new girl, Gertrude Yorkes. She's fifteen years old and a sophomore, she hates long walks on the beach, and… alright, let's start over.

( Gertrude Yorkes: ''I've got the power to make grown men lose control of their bowels.'' )

This is Gert. Leave me a message or come find me like a normal person.