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[arsenicookie]

I recently discovered that when I pump breast milk at work I produce a greater haul if I talk to James, so I started calling him during my "milk breaks". The conversation is usually like

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[sarshelyam]

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. Are you implying you Mother me and, the end result of lactation, is a result of talking to one you mother? Shouldn't you be talking to the kids? I mean...where's the gain here for me?

[arsenicookie]

I'm not quite sure what the meaning behind the physiological is... my guess is something to do with home and family. It would probably be the same if I spoke with the kids.

but as much as I love Pepper she's not the best conversationalist I know.