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[arsmith003]

I have a question and you may know the answer but in order for you to give me an answer i would have to ask the question which you would have to interpret and then reply to me and i would either accept it or discard it. The scenario is that my mother sent me a package and i have received it. She told me to wait for christmas. Should i open it....it

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[h_a_n_k]

If she doesn't want you to open it, then why did she send it so early?

Don't open it. When Christmas comes around, you'll be happy that you have something from your family to open that morning.

[anonymous]

Adam

Open it

-Satan

[h_a_n_k]

My guesses for who this is: Tom, Patty, Logan, Finch, or Greg.

[dxl]

It's not me. I BET IT'S YOU HANK!

[h_a_n_k]

No, it wasn't me.

[dxl]

Adam, don't open it. You disobeying your mothers wishes by being impatient and greedy may lead you to do other terrible things.

Scenario 1: Your friend wants you to meet a girl, because he thinks you two would get along together. He shows you a picture of her, and she's really attracttive. One day, she taps you on the shoulder from behind, unexpectedly, thinking for a casual introdcution between the two of you. You being the impatinet boy you are (e.g. opening up the package early) skips all the baggage that comes with a relationship, and proceeds to rape the shit out of her. Once you are done, you casually walk away, satisfied because you got what you want

[vincegoodroe]

but that is my whole name..... ::pause:::...uuhhhh.....

ahhhh...
:::vince is thrown into the pit of doom:::

[h_a_n_k]

Does that CD have the song that says, "his goal in life was to be an echo"? Because that song's pretty good.

[anonymous]

open it and then do me in the ass?!?

[mcattack]

open it and then do me in the ass?!?

The Santa..Satan

[anonymous]

damn... i messed up gee.