two: (video + action to cherrygrove)

[arsonphobe]

[ someone is at the seaside of cherrygrove, her lapras chilling in the water, watching her trainer with a baffled expression. why, you ask? well, maya seems to have gotten her hands on some sort of net, and her clothes appear drenched, indicating that she's been wading through the water trying to catch krabbies out of the sea. all of this is

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[Video]

[10yen_idol]

Um, um, Miss? You can't eat the Pokemon here!!

[Video]

[arsonphobe]

[ video flicks back on and now she's... sitting on the krabby. who is very disgruntled by this development. ]

Hm? If you can't eat them... what do you eat for meat here? I haven't seen any ordinary animals.

[Video]

[10yen_idol]

I think we eat normal animals, they're just, um, somewhere else.

But we can't eat the Pokemon here! [It's not like she's speaking out of experience or anything]

[Video]

[arsonphobe]

Then I guess I'm stuck with plain old trail mix for now. Not that I mind it too much! Whoever she was, that woman was nice enough to pack food for everyone.

[justicereigns]

Yeah right. Good luck with that, it pretty much never works.

[arsonphobe]

--Oh? Have you tried it, sir?

[justicereigns]

Yes. Rather the idiot I travel with continuously tries it. Kid would eat anything and even he can't find a way to really eat pokemon.

Don't ask how the restaurants and stores have meat if they don't eat Pokemon and all creatures appear to be Pokemon, we haven't figured it out either.

[arsonphobe]

That is strange. But if Pokemon aren't meant to be eaten, then I suppose it wouldn't benefit to me to keep trying.

Still, it's a shame, isn't it? I was looking forward to a crab dinner...

[action] gj maya-nii. you are now going to pokemon jail

[aliapars]

[Oh, cool. There's a beach thing around here. Hopefully there will not be people jumping out of burning blimps around here-- I mean, hey, what's Maya-nii doing?]

Wow, you found a crab, Maya-nii? It looks good, but can we even eat it around here?

[action] hey jun be a bro and bail your big sis out

[arsonphobe]

[ good thing there aren't any cars in johto ]

That's what I'm trying to find out! Of course, if I do manage to cook it, I'm treating us all to a delicious crab dinner! I'm sure everyone's tired of just trail mix.

[action] idk i'm trying to go on the path of good now

[aliapars]

[Thank Philemon for once. But let's go steal Officer Jenny's motorcycle for Tacchi's Christmas present.]

That sounds like an idea! Maybe we should boil it like the crabs back at home?

[Oh shit-- good job, Maya-nii. Now Jun is going to Pokemon jail too.]

[action] don't you love me.......

[arsonphobe]

[ don't worry jun! she'll drive B) ]

Exactly what I was thinking! Now, all we need is a pot...

[ the krabby, however, is not enjoying this plotting. it thrashes around a but more. ]

[Voice]

[captain_pantsu]

Maya! [AHHH HE FOUND YOU! This poor idiot is so lost.]

What the heck--

Is that a giant crab?!

[Voice]

[arsonphobe]

[ doo doo doo now almost lying on the crab in an effort to keep it still-- oh hey, was that her name called just then?

... wait a minute, that voice-- ]

[Voice]

[arsonphobe]

[ ... yes, that's definitely eikichi! she's shocked speechless for a minute. he's not supposed to remember her. ]

[Voice] 3/idfk btw

[arsonphobe]

I-It can't be--!

[action]

[unapars]

[just... looming nearby. quietly. observing.

... thinking that this can only end badly.]

[action]

[arsonphobe]

Tatsuya-kun! Won't you lend me a hand? I need to figure out how to prepare this crab for dinner tonight.

[ join the madness, tacchan ]

[action]

[unapars]

[oh god. walking over.]

... Can you do that?

[action]

[arsonphobe]

I just assumed that Pokemon stew the same way that animals do. First, we'll need... a pot!

[ get on that ]