Little Orphan Me

Mar 17, 2005 19:29

Tonight was another third act in the ongoing tragedy that is my life. I don't feel like going into details, but suffice it to say that I now and forever consider myself an orphan. My mother never cared, my father is a drunken sociopath, and I am the bi-product of their blashpemous union. And me? Well, two negatives always make a positive. If ( Read more... )

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anonymous March 29 2005, 03:30:56 UTC

I'm curious but somehow afraid to ask. Ahhh Douglas, you poor misunderstood soul. Do you just need a friend?

Anyway call me so we can chill(455-2460). I really want to see your pad in Brighton, that way I can be that much closer to fufilling my dream of doing all the things the Anti-Nowhere League claim to have done and not give a shit about in the song, So What.

"I've been to Brighton, I've been to Eastport too SO WHAT!"
If I find out where Eastport is I can actually say that and it'll be true. Holy fuck that would rock.

Actually doing barnyard animals and sucking old mens cocks isn't my bag so disregard every asinine thing I just said except for the "lets chill" part. Peace negro.

- G-unit

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