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art_badger

Terminator Salvation Play-by-Play Part 2

Sep 18, 2009 00:58

Two Seconds Later In The Missile Silo

Barnes: Where's my Grenade Launcher!?

Random Dude: Hey, what about Blair?

Barnes: I never liked her anyway. *fires grenade launcher*

Grenade: BOOM!!!

Marcus: *throws himself on top of Blair (Blair: HOT!) to save her from the grenade fireball.*

Blair: That was SO sexy. Even your metal ( Read more... )

john connor, epic, terminator, kate connor, serena kogen, barnes, hilarity, blair williams, marcus wright, skynet

Comments 13

aeon_entwined September 18 2009, 05:58:43 UTC

Well ... this whole thing basically wins. Just sayin'. ;)

art_badger September 18 2009, 15:34:42 UTC

Did you laugh while you read it? You better have!

aeon_entwined September 18 2009, 15:56:22 UTC

Ffffffft. I couldn't stop laughing. xD

art_badger September 18 2009, 16:49:19 UTC

Sweet. I'd be sad if it wasn't as hillarious as I thought it was.

3mysteres September 23 2009, 06:15:09 UTC

Wahahahaahahaha! This? Was AWESOME. "Walk it off, bitch." will now be my new motto. Beam through the heart? "Walk it off, bitch." Run over by a car? "Walk it off, bitch." Hah! Great post, you should do more movie reviews! I'd read 'em all!

art_badger September 23 2009, 06:47:15 UTC

I should do more, shouldn't I? Maybe I can get a book deal like that Movies in 15 Minutes girl!

And yes, "Walk it off, bitch" is a great phrase. Trust me, my friends and I use it all the time. We're very accident prone so it comes up fairly frequently.

Goes great with
Friend 1: "You could do (Lame Action), or could you could be a man."
Friend 2: "Yeah, (Target of Meme), don't be a bitch!"

spock74 September 26 2009, 03:53:13 UTC

This is quite possibly the most awesome thing I have ever read. And I actually LIKED the movie. This is made of win and therefore you must be win itself. Thank you for this!

My favorite line: I got tired of waiting for the wall-throwing to kill you!

art_badger September 26 2009, 04:13:46 UTC

Oh, I loved the movie except for the last few minutes where they started with the heart transplant and the killing Marcus.

Also: I AM in fact Win. Thank you for noticing :D

rekindle956 October 8 2009, 06:57:08 UTC

No I didn't notice the cut on the first part, LOL, my brains have been disconected.

Made me laugh quite a bit:Command wants us to make cold, calculated decisions! But we don’'t work that way ! We're HUMAN dammit and we make INSANE decisions with no regard for logic or tactics! Thank you!

art_badger October 8 2009, 07:21:03 UTC

Well, good thing you found part 2!

Don't mess with humans, man. They're CRAZY.

dark_aura016 December 18 2009, 00:45:19 UTC

I know I'm a bit late to the party but I LOVE YOU! God, this was hilarious! And Marcus did prove himself to the badass of badasses in this movie (sorry batman), accept when the repeatedly stupid writers decided to extend their stupidity to KILLING SAM WORTHINGTON AKA BEST PART OF THE MOVIE!

Also If you haven't guessed, I totally identified with Blair this entire movie, except at the end where she just let him die like wtf.

Anyways, this commenter hearts you.

art_badger December 19 2009, 01:29:50 UTC

I'm glad you enjoyed this! Yes, Marcus is the most badass badass of the Terminator universe. Sarah Connor in T2 and Kyle Reese in T1 are tied for awesomeness, close on his tail.