"I have money down that you want to be my friend ," and other gems from smarmy online dating.

[art_tastic]

Wow. All of the "special" guys are doing online dating now. I was starting to feel like maybe talking to guys on the internet would be easier than talking to them in real life, because... you know... dudes are scary. But boy, it sure seems like the internet is just a forum for a dude to be an ASS. Wonderful. However, some of it is really hilarious

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[boyknife]

Wait, I'm confused. He insulted your taste in books, but then is trying to convince you to be friends with him? Is he trying to offend you or befriend you? And oh, the grammar! The spelling! This is all so complex!

Dudes are definitely scary. If I ever have to date again, I'll probably just date women. So, uhh, props to you for navigating the penis-pool again, even if you are occasionally confronted by some dicks (sorry, bad pun, but I couldn't resist).

<3

[art_tastic]

Not to mention his horrible insecurities. Ugh. I'd describe his AWFUL bio, but seriously, his dating profile is truly something that must be seen to be believed.