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Well, my brother and sister are here now, so we can get married whenever you want, Theo.
What have I been up to lately? Being tormented by Rogue and my baby. The two are unrelated.
Rogue: *torments Artamir*
Artamir: *twitch* Why must you do that?
Rogue: because Eru told me to in a vision
Artamir: You live for this, don't you.
Rogue: yes.
Artamir: Just my luck. ¬.¬ *runs*
Rogue: *pounce!*
Artamir: Aieee *shakes off* What are you doing?
Rogue: now I am being affectionate
Artamir: Could you be a little less affectionate?
Rogue: whyy?
Artamir: Because I have a fiance and you're fourteen.
Rogue: I didn't mean that kind of affection ¬.¬
Artamir: Any kind of affection. ¬.¬
Rogue: ;_;
Artamir: ......ohfine. e.e *pats her head*
Rogue: *cling*
Artamir: *pets* Oh, right. I'm supposed to give you positive attention. Um. Good girl. Thanks for not doing stuff with the guards and not giving people drugs and other such stuff.
Rogue: I did commit arson last night
Artamir: Really. That's not so good.
Rogue: it was fun?
Artamir: Still not so good. ¬.¬
Rogue: I enjoy hearing the screams of the doomed
Artamir: You are spawn of the devil, aren't you.
Rogue: spawn of the Aragorn. Close.
Artamir: Yes, yes it is. Go torment someone else, would you? ¬.¬
Rogue: but you're here right now.
Artamir: So?
Rogue: I...guess I could find some other people *looks forlorn*
Artamir: ...but you wouldn't be happy. Eru, I'm a sad person. *pats her head* Fine, fine. You can stay.
Rogue: yay! I have string.
Artamir: What are you going to do with string?
Rogue: make your hair pretty?
Artamir: Haven't we discussed this touching of my hair thing? ¬.¬
Rogue: :D perhaps
Artamir: I think we have. ¬.¬ Remember the don't-touch-my-hair thing?
Rogue: but it's such nice hair
Artamir: Yes, and I'd like for nothing to happen to it, thank you.
Rogue: I'll make it pretty! Theeeo will like it
Artamir: I think Theo likes it as is.
Rogue: Your hair is the one area that displeases him
Artamir: Is that so? He's never expressed any complaints.
Rogue: he is too kind. But has often confided of his displeasure in me.
Artamir: Why don't I believe you?
Rogue: because you have a superiority complex
Artamir: No, I just think you want to ruin my hair. ¬.¬
Rogue: I would never.
Artamir: Why don't we put the string in your hair?
Rogue: because my hair is perfect
Artamir: .....oh fine. Do whatever. >.>
Rogue: *beams* *plays around with it*
Artamir: *winces and tries to think of happy things*
Rogue: *finishes* *happy*
Artamir: My poor hair. *pats her head* thanks. ¬.¬
Rogue: *hugs* :D
Artamir: *hugs back* Happy now?
Rogue: *nods* thank you.
Artamir: You're welcome. *pets*
What have I been up to lately? Being tormented by Rogue and my baby. The two are unrelated.
Rogue: *torments Artamir*
Artamir: *twitch* Why must you do that?
Rogue: because Eru told me to in a vision
Artamir: You live for this, don't you.
Rogue: yes.
Artamir: Just my luck. ¬.¬ *runs*
Rogue: *pounce!*
Artamir: Aieee *shakes off* What are you doing?
Rogue: now I am being affectionate
Artamir: Could you be a little less affectionate?
Rogue: whyy?
Artamir: Because I have a fiance and you're fourteen.
Rogue: I didn't mean that kind of affection ¬.¬
Artamir: Any kind of affection. ¬.¬
Rogue: ;_;
Artamir: ......ohfine. e.e *pats her head*
Rogue: *cling*
Artamir: *pets* Oh, right. I'm supposed to give you positive attention. Um. Good girl. Thanks for not doing stuff with the guards and not giving people drugs and other such stuff.
Rogue: I did commit arson last night
Artamir: Really. That's not so good.
Rogue: it was fun?
Artamir: Still not so good. ¬.¬
Rogue: I enjoy hearing the screams of the doomed
Artamir: You are spawn of the devil, aren't you.
Rogue: spawn of the Aragorn. Close.
Artamir: Yes, yes it is. Go torment someone else, would you? ¬.¬
Rogue: but you're here right now.
Artamir: So?
Rogue: I...guess I could find some other people *looks forlorn*
Artamir: ...but you wouldn't be happy. Eru, I'm a sad person. *pats her head* Fine, fine. You can stay.
Rogue: yay! I have string.
Artamir: What are you going to do with string?
Rogue: make your hair pretty?
Artamir: Haven't we discussed this touching of my hair thing? ¬.¬
Rogue: :D perhaps
Artamir: I think we have. ¬.¬ Remember the don't-touch-my-hair thing?
Rogue: but it's such nice hair
Artamir: Yes, and I'd like for nothing to happen to it, thank you.
Rogue: I'll make it pretty! Theeeo will like it
Artamir: I think Theo likes it as is.
Rogue: Your hair is the one area that displeases him
Artamir: Is that so? He's never expressed any complaints.
Rogue: he is too kind. But has often confided of his displeasure in me.
Artamir: Why don't I believe you?
Rogue: because you have a superiority complex
Artamir: No, I just think you want to ruin my hair. ¬.¬
Rogue: I would never.
Artamir: Why don't we put the string in your hair?
Rogue: because my hair is perfect
Artamir: .....oh fine. Do whatever. >.>
Rogue: *beams* *plays around with it*
Artamir: *winces and tries to think of happy things*
Rogue: *finishes* *happy*
Artamir: My poor hair. *pats her head* thanks. ¬.¬
Rogue: *hugs* :D
Artamir: *hugs back* Happy now?
Rogue: *nods* thank you.
Artamir: You're welcome. *pets*