stolen from ken cuz i'm bored
1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?
A present for the guy. I'm not a big fan of fancy underthings b/c the whole point is for them to come off right? Spend the money on something fun like massage lotion that adds to the experience...not skimpy undies you see for 5 seconds. I'm sure if I'm already dating you that I can turn you on without a special outfit so don't waste the money. Also....for the most part if you're girl weighs over 115lbs...we won't feel comfy in that stuff no matter how comfy we are with our bodies or being naked around you. I like cute undies...not "hot" ones. As a man trust that you'd much rather me be comfy and fun then self conscience....you're experience will be much....um...better.
2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"? Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?
1>I like someone who isn't too uptight. Who can get along with all different types of people laugh and just relax. Someone that likes to go out and have a good time but also appreciates vegging at home. 2>I like someone who is reliable and is an adult, meaning you have a job, can support yourself, aren't in loads of debt, have no huge rough "past" you haven't learned from, etc. You gotta have your shit together but also know how to let loose WITHIN REASON. 3>You have to have ambition and want to do something with your life. This includes caring about other people and being willing to sacrifice a bit of yourself. So selfishness doesn't work. If you're tall dark and handsome...preferably a bit chubby with a beard...you're in!
My best relationship had the laid back and fun aspects but not enough of the control and lack of trouble. Too much fun turned out to not be fun at all. As much as I like lazy days, I don't like to be lazy EVERY day. Now my worst relationship was fun but too uptight.
3. What is on your Santa list this year?
I'm abnormal. I want a cordless drill. I want a GPS unit. I want home depot cards so I can fix my house. Typically I want practical or more "guy like" things b/c in this economy I'm not selfish enough to want material bullshit that doesn't matter. I think its way cuter to get me the knee high socks I wear all winter then flowers or chocolate or jewelry...b/c I wear those EVERY day which means I'd be thinking of you EVERY day. Score for you eh?
4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?
Generally I have a higher sex drive. I'm not crazy...I can usually go with once a week but I prefer to be more active. If I really care about you I have no problem showing you...often in many ways but sexually as well. All the same I don't like to always be the one to initiate so you need to pay attention and I need to know you're attracted to me. If not...peace out.
5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave "down there"?
I make sure I stay clean and well kept so I expect the same. I'm not a fan of fully shaven as I don't like feeling like I'm sleeping with a 10 year old...however it should be clean and tidy if you expect me to go anywhere near it. I mean...male parts are already ugly as is...don't make it worse eh?
Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?
Non sexual...i like the look. The smile that is genuine or the giggle is cute. Massages pretty much guarantee you're getting some. Sexually it doesn't matter so long as we're enjoying ourselves. The pre-sex matter most...I need kisses...lots of kisses especially on the back of the neck or the back.
1. What are your turn-ons?
nice back, nice smile, deep eyes, i love beards...love handles for some reason...like teddy bear huggable, guys who are gentlemen but not over the top. I like compliments that are unexpected...like I enjoy hearing how you think I look better in jeans or sweats then when I'm all dressed up.
2. What are your turn-offs?
arrogance, drunkenness is a MAJOR turnoff when its time to get hot and bothered, selfishness...i hate when a guy asks or tells you to take off your clothes....I'm sorry...part of the fun is having you take them off for us, WITHOUT ripping our limbs off...whats your hurry? We're not hookers...treat us like the beautiful women we are and remember if you're with us you're lucky just as we are with you.
3. Not counting your turn-ons, what's the best trait a person can have?
They have to be personable and intelligent. Be able to hold a conversation with the dumbest girl/guy in the bar or the smartest. Plus I have to see you respect people. If you're oogling girls or being a pompous ass i'm gone.
4. Not counting your turn-offs, what's the worst trait a person can have?
Being loud and obnoxious or a sloppy drunk. If someone labels you a "typical party guy" you better look elsewhere. As I said above I also hate guys that are obviously prowling....if you notice a girl thats fine but looking like desperate meat seekers is sad.
5. What's your biggest pet peeve?
Lack of control. I like fun but if you can't control yourself and keep me safe then I can't stand it.
Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience.
Best and worst were both with Bob. Well a tie b/c the other "worst" wasn't in a relationship. The best was the beginning sessions of our relationship where there was a lot of excitement and passion to be together. Those were times where how I felt concerned him and he wanted me to be happy. The massage that turned into amazing sex an hour later....the times where I was having so much I was laughing uncontrollably...that was great. Best sex of my life. The worst was the night in the hotel. I got the phat suite with 3 different rooms and a jacuzzi and wanted a crazy night "in" but he wanted to go to the bar. Upon return and the 5 seconds he actually spent in the jacuzzi he was a bit too drunk so it took him forever to the point where there was no lubrication and the friction hurt me really bad. I was practically crying and just wanted it to be over. After it hurt enough that I did tear up but I got the "Sorry" and a cold shoulder as he passed out. Then I woke up to find a condom on the floor...he didn't bother to throw it away. Yeah...$200+ a night room (we could never afford otherwise) I got through WORK for free and he was going to leave a used condom on the floor. Lovely!