ganked from wolffepsyche
You are spoiled if you have 40 of the following:
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone *(the boy works for cingular, we have several)
(2) a television in your bedroom *(though not hooked up atm)
(3) an iPod *(20g, not shuffle)
(4) a photo printer *(a multi-use printer, and a 4x6 kodak photo printer)
( ) your own phone line
(5) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder *(both Dish Network DVR and ReplayTV not hooked up
(6) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(7) DVD player in bedroom
(8) at least a 100 DVDs
(9) a child-free bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
(10) a pool *(one of the perks of apartment living)
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(11) a queen-size bed or larger
(12) a stocked bar *(thanks to my coworkers throwing me a 'stock the bar' shower)
(13) a working dishwasher
(14) an icemaker
(15) a working washer and dryer
(16) more than 20 pairs of shoes *(more like 200+)
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(19) expensive sunglasses *(his, not mine cause i break them)
(20) framed original art (not lithographs or prints) *(photographs)
(21) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels *(towels)
( ) a multi-speed bike
(22) a gym membership *(apartment)
(23) large exercise equipment at home *(recumbent bike)
(24) your own set of golf clubs *(his, been used once on a driving range)
( ) a pool table
(25) a tennis court *(apartment)
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(26) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin *(maternal family's beach house in PC Beach)
() wealthy family members
(27) two or more family cars
(28) a walk-in closet or pantry *(both actually)
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(29) good credit
(30) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(31) more than two credit cards bearing your name *(not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(32) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans - B.A., and Masters
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
(33) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(34) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you, or taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(35) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way *(might as well be honest right?)
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(36) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(37) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(38) dined with local political figures *(former AL governor and his wife at my sorority centennial, she was alumna; former landlord hosted a BBQ for some local Rep that we went to)
(39) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(40) take riding or swimming lessons as a child *(swimming)
(41) attend private school *(college)
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone *(the boy works for cingular, we have several)
(2) a television in your bedroom *(though not hooked up atm)
(3) an iPod *(20g, not shuffle)
(4) a photo printer *(a multi-use printer, and a 4x6 kodak photo printer)
( ) your own phone line
(5) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder *(both Dish Network DVR and ReplayTV not hooked up
(6) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(7) DVD player in bedroom
(8) at least a 100 DVDs
(9) a child-free bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
(10) a pool *(one of the perks of apartment living)
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(11) a queen-size bed or larger
(12) a stocked bar *(thanks to my coworkers throwing me a 'stock the bar' shower)
(13) a working dishwasher
(14) an icemaker
(15) a working washer and dryer
(16) more than 20 pairs of shoes *(more like 200+)
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(19) expensive sunglasses *(his, not mine cause i break them)
(20) framed original art (not lithographs or prints) *(photographs)
(21) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels *(towels)
( ) a multi-speed bike
(22) a gym membership *(apartment)
(23) large exercise equipment at home *(recumbent bike)
(24) your own set of golf clubs *(his, been used once on a driving range)
( ) a pool table
(25) a tennis court *(apartment)
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(26) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin *(maternal family's beach house in PC Beach)
() wealthy family members
(27) two or more family cars
(28) a walk-in closet or pantry *(both actually)
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(29) good credit
(30) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(31) more than two credit cards bearing your name *(not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(32) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans - B.A., and Masters
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
(33) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(34) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you, or taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(35) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way *(might as well be honest right?)
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(36) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(37) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(38) dined with local political figures *(former AL governor and his wife at my sorority centennial, she was alumna; former landlord hosted a BBQ for some local Rep that we went to)
(39) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(40) take riding or swimming lessons as a child *(swimming)
(41) attend private school *(college)
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you