Britney Spears is my kids' sex ed teacher ...

[artemis_rex]

I like Britney. She reminds me of my sister; they were both going through a lot of the same shit at the same time, and I wondered if they'd ever get it all together or if, some morning, I'd wake up to find out someone died.

Then, they managed to pull themselves together, again, at the same time.

So Britney is my bitch; she's fierce.

Me and the

Comments

[zevieblack]

Hahaha, amazing. 29 is too old?! That's such a cute story.

You know, she's gotta find out what sex really is at some point, probably pretty soon. It's a good thing to know stuff, really. But look how open she is with you - that's so awesome. A+ in the mommy department for getting your kid to INITIATE a talk about sex with you.

[byebyebirdie58]

Better than the seven year old who had a crush on me and would pull his pants down every time I came over to babysit. And then refuse to pull them back up. I finally had to tell his mother, and I found out a week later from Boy that he knows what sex and eggs are. I got a sex talk from a seven year old.

But hey, at least she's open with you. At any age I gag when my mom asks me about my sex life ... or mentions hers. Ugh.