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Jan 23, 2006 21:23

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer

1. We've mastered five positions

2. We have perfect hip rotation

3. We are used to having bruises on our knees

4. We are used to performing in minimal clothing

5. Panties dont get in the way because we dont wear any

6. Flexibility

7. We do it in front of mirrors

8. We have a lot of rhythm

9. We are willing to sacrifice our bodies

10. A striptease is part of our inherent nature

Thanks to Christine and Emily.
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