Spiderbutt

[arthenadent]

What the hell? I woke up this morning with four itchy, red welts on my ass. Neatly lining the gray area between cheek and back-of-leg, to be specific. They're definitely some kind of bites, probably spider bites. They itch like you would not believe, and nothing I do seems to help. Damnit, I am going to die of spiderbutt! Currently, I am

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[nova_one]

♪♫ Spiderbutt, Spiderbutt... ♪♫

[girlziplocked]

Are you sure they're not bedbug bites??!

[arthenadent]

I really, really hope not! I stripped the bed and checked the bedding and whole mattress for blood spots, bugs, etc. Nothing so far.