I was born, first, they threw me in a shit pile. I dealt with it, and lived there for a while. I got dissed on, pissed on, and beat down. Mutilated, and tossed out a dead hound. Next thing ya know, I'm chillin' at the big top. Free money, and mad bitches non-stop. No water, it's Diet Pepsi on tap. I wash my hair, and my face, and my butt-crack with
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