[Making Your List] List of Things I'm Avoiding

[artiejackson]

- my tuxedo fitting
- letting my PR guy make a formal statement about my engagement
- performance evaluations at work
- trimming the hedges
- fixing the porch light
- Gail she's gonna make me pick out china patterns, I know it...
- Rian she wants an interview. Again.
- Joe the sad sack is mooning over Julianne. Again...- Turner in Burglary's phone

Comments

[sunshine_rookie]

I've been so slammed with these reports I haven't had the chance to say congrats on the re-Ball-and-Chaining, chief!

[artiejackson]

Awww, well thanks, sweetheart. You're coming to the wedding, right?

[sunshine_rookie]

If I'm invited? Duh!

[artiejackson]

Honey, if you ain't invited, I'm a wooly mammoth. Get yourself a dress, I expect to see you there with bells on! *grins*

[cant_get_no]

Jacko, get over yourself. He's not mooning over me.

[artiejackson]

The hell he ain't. Sorry, sweetheart, but you're wrong there.

[cant_get_no]

Riiiight. And pigs fly.