Doused in the vomit of my one true love.

[artiekgb]

My dog, she don't like-a da car rides so much. I can't recall (and am too lazy to check) if I wrote about her puking regularly throughout the whole ride home from Erie (7 hours) but she definitely did. I had to stop the car every hour or so, to clean out her kennel and give her some water

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[quba]

At least it wasn't shit.

[artiekgb]

True.

[schtune]

>> My hands are a decent size, unless you are trying to use them as a vomitorium, in which case they are sub-par.

That's the best thing you've ever written.

[artiekgb]

Thank you sir, I was quite proud of it.

[harmony_smurf]

you is a good mommy

[artiekgb]

Fuck that, my human children, if I ever have any, are not allowed to puke on me.

[rxgreene]

Human children are living clown cars filed with vomit, piss and shit. Just wait and see!

[artiekgb]

Maybe I should get a dog first...

[corrigami]

Poor baby. I mean Lucy, not you--I thought it was about time you got payback for all the benign, helpful things you do.

Seriously, I wonder if there is a remedy for doggie carsickness. I wonder if a few drops of Bach's Rescue Remedy would work (homeopathic).

One word...

[artiekgb]

Bourbon.