I had a little nervous twitch, and now my lip aches. Baby smooth, and slightly swollen. I run my tongue along it. It's soothing, somehow. My teeth rake across the sensitive flesh, and endorphins rush to my head. My mind spirals. Instinctively, I twitch again.

I was discussing the most beautiful rainbow of someone's life.
He was driving down the interstate,
and had to pull over to take in the beauty of it.
When he described it... he said "it was like a movie."
I don't need to explain why this bothers me, do I?

She grins at me, a sadistic smile. Coated in sugar, steeped in lies. Crooked eyes and delicate ears. Refugee demeanor for too many years. Forgotten as a child, hated as a teen. Grew up to be a lesbian, or something in between. Now she sits there, watching us. Wanting to speak up, but not having the guts. Too bad she went crazy and ate your ( Read more... )

I just discovered the most beautiful thing. This is just fantastic. Just absolutely fantastic :)

I had such a wonderful day. Such a wonderful freakin' day.

Today I think, shall be beautiful as well. I'm looking forward to it.

Hi-chair child
going buck wild
he grabs a spoon
and beats out a tune
on his small plastic prison

Okay, imagine Quasimodo - poised and ready to ring his bell for all the people to hear. Got a good mental image going here? Hunched back... creepy eyes... etc. You've got it, right ( Read more... )

Sleepy. Asleep. If I were a cartoon, this office would be full of z's. Sheep, too. Maybe I'd be able to stay awake with the scent of sheep in the room, and the incessant baaaaa's ( Read more... )

If I can make myself laugh, does that mean I'm funny ( Read more... )

"Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy - or go on Prozac?" Bush campaign worker Susan Sheybani's musings on employee options in the weak U.S. job market.

I just thought that was... funny?

All I ask of you is to sit there and point your gaze in this direction. Maintain eye contact with the words, as I stream across your connection. Every day I'm different, never quite the same. Different pattern of syllables and sounds pieced together in my mainframe ( Read more... )

three ( Read more... )