So they are shutting mainstreet in westbrook for a hallween party until six. This is right around where i work and our company has sent out an email asking for volunteers... and this is what i get ( WTF mate )
What you receive in exchange: The opportunity to wear an orange traffic vest (only if you prefer) The chance to use a two way radio with the fire and police of Westbrook The good feeling that you’re representing DRMS within the community The fun of seeing the excitement of children dressed in their costumes
ORANGE TRAFFIC VEST = SO SEX. That's like the best thing ive read in a long time. they feel like they have to explain the fucking perks. haha.
mike, its just that you are so sexy you would draw all the attention away from the cute little children. being beautiful is so tough sometimes; believe me, i know. xo.
wow, those are the worst benefits ever. i'm surprised you voluteered, and i'm surprised she didn't say yes ON THE SPOT. i mean seriously, who else would fucking volunteer for that shit?
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The opportunity to wear an orange traffic vest (only if you prefer)
The chance to use a two way radio with the fire and police of Westbrook
The good feeling that you’re representing DRMS within the community
The fun of seeing the excitement of children dressed in their costumes
ORANGE TRAFFIC VEST = SO SEX.
That's like the best thing ive read in a long time.
they feel like they have to explain the fucking perks.
haha.
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xo.
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