Comments | artisidentity: I almost shot my French flat-mate last night for whistling.

artisidentity

I almost shot my French flat-mate last night for whistling.

Apr 27, 2005 10:12

Mantra to self: IwillnotdieIwillnotdieIwillnotdieNothingistheendoftheworld ( Read more... )

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willijump April 27 2005, 08:37:32 UTC

hug the homeless, thats my reccommendation

im sure youll do fine on your test(s), and thanks for the postcard.

artisidentity April 29 2005, 12:58:59 UTC

The homeless, you say. Little do you know that the homeless here are really fucking scary. Like there's this woman I see whenever I go to Internetia and she's little, white-haired, and always wears a big plastic bag tied up with a rope for a skirt. I've seen her yell at children. Once I saw another little old woman tilt an entire dumpster on one edge to dig through it (not that the dumpsters are big, but she was really little and frail). And once, I was walking to class, and this very normal-looking little old lady with a white button up sweater and a little brown purse all of a sudden comes up to me, sticks out her hand and says "give me money so I can eat!" And I was like "what the... no." And then there are the people who beg... one guy has no arms... and then there's a little midget woman whose hands come almost right out of her shoulders... No hugging the homeless would NOT be a good cure to my stress.

for some reason i suck at history dne_alwayz_irf April 27 2005, 16:31:56 UTC

little bottles? *shrug* i buy cologn at Costco... it comes in a 5 gallon tank

;)

hey! guess wut guess wut??? i got that postcard ON my birthday! how sweet is that!? *smile*

speaking of which, i think your address is broken. is it currently the one that starts with a C? Cornilla, chinchilla, cordilla?

*laugh*
and as for tele's, screw em'. just figure out how to fly at around.... i dunno, somewhere around the speed of light. but wear glasses, it's a little windy :P

living_paradox April 27 2005, 17:51:26 UTC

And you didn't call me? You should have. I'll call you soon. I love you Carly, you crazy picture taking naked person? I don't know.

offloe April 28 2005, 05:55:25 UTC

When the study of your passion starts to impede the exercise of your passion...well fuck, it sucks.

living_paradox May 3 2005, 06:56:16 UTC

So, I tried to call you with the calling card Jon gave, it said that I can't make calls to that area. And I tried the one that you gace me, and it says something, and I don't know what, then to call customer service... So, I can't call you, and it's dumb.. What can we do? *Hugs*