The Overpopulation Hoottenany

[artistathena]

{CHORUS:}

[/A/E/A/D/A/E/E/A]

It all comes down to havin' babies.
It all comes down to havin' babies.
Hey, it all comes down to havin' babies.
When it comes to babies we act like crazies.


{VERSE I:}

[/A/E/A/D/A/E/E/A/]

I pers'nally do not want one.
That's why I always use a condom.
I know my fertility,
and my family tree,
and obviously there's always adoption.

{Chorus}

{VERSE II:}

[/DA/EA/DA/EA/DA/EA/DA/EA/]

My father works ev'ry day ' of his goshdarned life.
He has four wonderful kids and an awfully charming wife,
but sometimes I wonder if pop would better enjoy his days
if he could put that energy toward really getting laid.

{Chorus}

{VERSE III}
(same chords as Verse I for all Verses except Verse II)

And hey, it's okay we're just living instincts,
but our society makes me retch, it stinks
and sometimes it's just better
when we masturbate together
I always come and I never need wonder about a Baby Father.

{Chorus}

{VERSE IV}

And I know that it's good to have kids sometimes,
and I know that there's occasions where I force my rhymes.
But that don't change the point.
- Could someone pass the joint? -
The story's always the same all that changes is the Times.

{Chorus}

{VERSE V}

Now if we can just get over having babies,
and stop them opening up that new Macy's,
a few of us could survive,
we might just stay alive.
The rest of you are fucked, ya crazies.

{FINAL CHORUS:}

Because it all comes down to havin' babies,
Yes, it all comes down to havin' babies.
It all comes down to havin' babies,
when it comes to babies we act like crazies.