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[artistic_chaos]

Dear friends

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[headhouse]

This springs to mind.

Other than that... erm, it's the weekend after Black Thursday, so maybe some sort of "shopping inanity bingo"? Good luck.

[khanfused]

Dang ... you beat me to the dipshit bingo idea.

which reminds me - I need to print up a card for myself - I'll be in the retail black hole of my town on Saturday too.

[hastings1066]

Determine how unbalanced the mall is by having people wearing more than 1 piece of black clothing counter people wearing more than once piece of pink clothing. Add rules involving rearranging store displays based on time and color *)

[pope_guilty]

Whenever I'm in a mall, I expend extra cycles, so to speak, on my zombie barricading/ escape plans. Start with the assumption that you can't successfully bar the outside doors and go from there.

[artistic_chaos]

Sometimes in the elevators at work, I think of who is going to be what stereotype if the elevators get stuck. The guy that wants to climb out the roof to get help, the hysterical chick, the quiet guy, etc. I should try to decide who's going to be who in terms of if zombies invade the mall.

[punning_pundit]

Try to imagine how you might attach a grappling hook the ceiling to repel pirates in case of a hostile takeover.

[artistic_chaos]

http://www.geekalerts.com/rc-pirate-vs-ninja/

[xot]

vir bin der Schwart Alfar, ve have come for ze naughty kinder....

Americans just don't know the dark side of Santa: Black Pete.

[obelletto]

http://www.area51newmexico.com/shopping.php

I like #49: Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

[artistic_chaos]

That site is full of awesome :)