LOL DRABBLES
1000 Cheese Rian Dawsons
Jack paced achingly back and forth. Hard dread filled his heart. Alex should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my great love, Jack thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Alex had been taken hostage by Red Ass, a supervillain who had the city in a state of Hot terror. Jack fainted dead away, like alex in the heat.
When he came to, there was a bump on his cock and the hard dread had returned. "Alex, my sexy honey bunny," he cried out sadly. "What is Red Ass doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing rudely as he thrusted him in the face.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Jack remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 cheese rian dawsons, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Jack ordered in a supply of cheese and set to work, folding rian dawsons until his cock was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last rian dawson when Alex walked in the front door.
"Alex!" Jack screamed and threw himself into Alex's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 cheese rian dawsons and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on jack's ass. He kissed Alex dirtily on the face.
"Actually," Alex said, pulling away excitedly, "I was rescued by the White And Creamy Underwear. He's a new superhero in town." Alex sighed. "And he's really butch."
The hard dread came back. "But you're thin to be back here with me, right?"
Alex checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the White And Creamy Underwear for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay clean, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Jack choked back a sob and started folding another rian dawson. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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To Dirtily Thrust
Jack and Alex were celebrating a white and creamy Valentine's Day together. Jack had cooked a butch dinner and they ate on jack's ass by candlelight.
"My darling," Alex said, stroking Jack's ass, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Jack. "It is but a red token of my sexy love."
Jack opened the box. Inside was a Hot cheese! He gazed at it achingly. Then he gazed at Alex achingly. "It's hard," Jack said. "Come here and let me thrust you."
Just then, a thin crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like alex in the heat. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a clean voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Alex read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other rudely as the crone cackled some more. Jack's face began to tremble. Then Alex shrugged, pulled out an underwear, and hit the crone on her cock. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Jack said and kissed Alex excitedly. "This is a great Valentine's Day!"
They sadly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they thrusted each other all night long.
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The Red Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Alex and Jack went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Alex hit Jack in his face with a big Hot iceball. It hurt a lot, but Alex kissed it achingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really great snow man!" Alex said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Jack said. "That would be more hard and politically correct."
"I know," Alex said. "We can make a snow rian dawson. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up rudely and made a thin snow rian dawson. Alex put on a cheese for the ass. The rian dawson was almost as big as Jack.
"It looks white and creamy," Alex said dirtily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Jack said and held up a butch underwear. "I found this on jack's ass." He put the underwear onto the rian dawson's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the rian dawson, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like alex in the heat.
Jack screamed sadly and ran but the snow rian dawson chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow rian dawson thrusted him excitedly.
"Nobody does that to my little Sexy Frog," Alex screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow rian dawson through the cock. It fell down and Alex kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Jack said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The underwear lay in the yard until a clean child picked it up and took it home.
Jack paced achingly back and forth. Hard dread filled his heart. Alex should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my great love, Jack thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Alex had been taken hostage by Red Ass, a supervillain who had the city in a state of Hot terror. Jack fainted dead away, like alex in the heat.
When he came to, there was a bump on his cock and the hard dread had returned. "Alex, my sexy honey bunny," he cried out sadly. "What is Red Ass doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing rudely as he thrusted him in the face.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Jack remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 cheese rian dawsons, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Jack ordered in a supply of cheese and set to work, folding rian dawsons until his cock was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last rian dawson when Alex walked in the front door.
"Alex!" Jack screamed and threw himself into Alex's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 cheese rian dawsons and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on jack's ass. He kissed Alex dirtily on the face.
"Actually," Alex said, pulling away excitedly, "I was rescued by the White And Creamy Underwear. He's a new superhero in town." Alex sighed. "And he's really butch."
The hard dread came back. "But you're thin to be back here with me, right?"
Alex checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the White And Creamy Underwear for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay clean, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Jack choked back a sob and started folding another rian dawson. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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To Dirtily Thrust
Jack and Alex were celebrating a white and creamy Valentine's Day together. Jack had cooked a butch dinner and they ate on jack's ass by candlelight.
"My darling," Alex said, stroking Jack's ass, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Jack. "It is but a red token of my sexy love."
Jack opened the box. Inside was a Hot cheese! He gazed at it achingly. Then he gazed at Alex achingly. "It's hard," Jack said. "Come here and let me thrust you."
Just then, a thin crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like alex in the heat. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a clean voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Alex read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other rudely as the crone cackled some more. Jack's face began to tremble. Then Alex shrugged, pulled out an underwear, and hit the crone on her cock. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Jack said and kissed Alex excitedly. "This is a great Valentine's Day!"
They sadly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they thrusted each other all night long.
------
The Red Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Alex and Jack went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Alex hit Jack in his face with a big Hot iceball. It hurt a lot, but Alex kissed it achingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really great snow man!" Alex said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Jack said. "That would be more hard and politically correct."
"I know," Alex said. "We can make a snow rian dawson. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up rudely and made a thin snow rian dawson. Alex put on a cheese for the ass. The rian dawson was almost as big as Jack.
"It looks white and creamy," Alex said dirtily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Jack said and held up a butch underwear. "I found this on jack's ass." He put the underwear onto the rian dawson's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the rian dawson, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like alex in the heat.
Jack screamed sadly and ran but the snow rian dawson chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow rian dawson thrusted him excitedly.
"Nobody does that to my little Sexy Frog," Alex screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow rian dawson through the cock. It fell down and Alex kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Jack said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The underwear lay in the yard until a clean child picked it up and took it home.