Dos Bodas
When I'm bored, I write in Spanish. Then shit like this happens and yeah...
Also please don't correct my spanish because I really don't give a shit about this stuff. If you want to be correcting spanish, you can go over to my other LJ where I write serious spanish fic, huevobrillante.
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"oh mi amor" jack dice. zack ríe y dice, "jack, tenemos una boda!" jack dice, "una buena idea!" pero alex no piensa una buena idea. porque, mira, alex ama a jack. y rian es celoso porque no tiene un amor. pobrecito. jack y zack y alex y rian van a la escuela. y durante almuerzo, jack y zack tiene sus boda. y alex llora. entonces rian quiere ayudar a alex en su búsqueda por el amor de jack. porque alex ama a jack PERO RIAN MURIO porque no tiene un amor alex estaba muy triste y asustado, no tiene un amor!!!! necesita jack!!!! jack no quiere alex morir, entonces, jack ama a alex pero zack? zack ama a árbol. el árbol es muy guapo. y tiene un ...mirror. luego, zack ama a hachi.
ok, un día, un hombre se llama pete vivió en chicago. pete vivió con su amor se llama patrick. patrick fue gordito. solo un poco. patrick fue chubby. pero pete piensa patrick es muy sexy porque pete ama a patrick con todo su corazón. ok. entonces, pete y patrick vivió en chicago con su mejor amigo, jon walker. jon walker es MUY MUY MUY MUY MUY COOL porque él es jon walker. duh. jon walker tiene un novio se llama spencer smith. jon walker y spencer smith fueron en una banda se llama calm down! at the outdoor music festival. como panic! at the disco pero no. pete y patrick fueron en una banda también, se llama fall out girl. como fall out boy pero no. brendon ama a pete como un amigo porque brendon es como un perrito. muy divertido y adorable. un día, pete y patrick quieren una boda porque sus amigos jack barakat y alex gaskarth tienen una boda ayer. entonces, pete da un ring a patrick por su boda. patrick llora porque él es muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy feliz. en la boda, jon es el mejor hombre para pete y spencer es el mejor hombre para patrick. y todos son feliz. fin y después la boda, pete y patrick tienen una fiesta. Fin real.
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"Oh my love" Jack says. Zack smiles and says "Jack, let's have a wedding!" Jack says "Great idea!" But Alex didn't think it was a good idea. Because, you see, Alex loves Jack. And Rian is jealous because he doesn’t have a love. Poor him. Jack and Zack and Alex and Rian go to school. And during lunch, Jack and Zack have their wedding. And Alex cried. So Rian wanted to help Alex in his quest for Jack's love. Because Alex loves Jack BUT RIAN DIED because he didn't have a love. Alex was very very sad and scared, he didn't have a love!!!! He needed Jack!!!! Jack didn't want Alex to die so Jack loves Alex, but Zack? Zack loves a tree. The tree is very handsome. And has a mirror.
Ok, one day, a man named Pete lived in Chicago. Pete lived with his love, his name was patrick. Patrick was a little fat. Only a little. Patrick was chubby. But Pete thought Patrick was very sexy because Pete loves Patrick with all his heart. Ok, so Pete and Patrick lived in Chicago with their best friend, Jon Walker. Jon Walker was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY COOL because he was Jon Walker. Duh. Jon Walker had a boyfriend named Spencer Smith. Jon Walker and Spencer Smith were in a band called Calm Down! At The Outdoor Music Festival. It was like Panic! At The Disco but not. Pete and Patrick were in a band too, called Fall Out Girl. Like Fall Out Boy but not. Brendon loved Pete like a friend because Brendon was like a puppy. Very fun and adorable. One day, Pete and Patrick wanted a wedding like their friends Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth had a wedding last year. So Pete gave Patrick a ring for their wedding. Patrick cried because he was soooooooooooooooo happy. In the wedding, Jon was the best man for Pete and Spencer was the best man for Patrick. Everybody was happy. The end, after the wedding, Patrick and Pete had a party. The real end.
Also please don't correct my spanish because I really don't give a shit about this stuff. If you want to be correcting spanish, you can go over to my other LJ where I write serious spanish fic, huevobrillante.
------Español------
"oh mi amor" jack dice. zack ríe y dice, "jack, tenemos una boda!" jack dice, "una buena idea!" pero alex no piensa una buena idea. porque, mira, alex ama a jack. y rian es celoso porque no tiene un amor. pobrecito. jack y zack y alex y rian van a la escuela. y durante almuerzo, jack y zack tiene sus boda. y alex llora. entonces rian quiere ayudar a alex en su búsqueda por el amor de jack. porque alex ama a jack PERO RIAN MURIO porque no tiene un amor alex estaba muy triste y asustado, no tiene un amor!!!! necesita jack!!!! jack no quiere alex morir, entonces, jack ama a alex pero zack? zack ama a árbol. el árbol es muy guapo. y tiene un ...mirror. luego, zack ama a hachi.
ok, un día, un hombre se llama pete vivió en chicago. pete vivió con su amor se llama patrick. patrick fue gordito. solo un poco. patrick fue chubby. pero pete piensa patrick es muy sexy porque pete ama a patrick con todo su corazón. ok. entonces, pete y patrick vivió en chicago con su mejor amigo, jon walker. jon walker es MUY MUY MUY MUY MUY COOL porque él es jon walker. duh. jon walker tiene un novio se llama spencer smith. jon walker y spencer smith fueron en una banda se llama calm down! at the outdoor music festival. como panic! at the disco pero no. pete y patrick fueron en una banda también, se llama fall out girl. como fall out boy pero no. brendon ama a pete como un amigo porque brendon es como un perrito. muy divertido y adorable. un día, pete y patrick quieren una boda porque sus amigos jack barakat y alex gaskarth tienen una boda ayer. entonces, pete da un ring a patrick por su boda. patrick llora porque él es muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy feliz. en la boda, jon es el mejor hombre para pete y spencer es el mejor hombre para patrick. y todos son feliz. fin y después la boda, pete y patrick tienen una fiesta. Fin real.
------English------
"Oh my love" Jack says. Zack smiles and says "Jack, let's have a wedding!" Jack says "Great idea!" But Alex didn't think it was a good idea. Because, you see, Alex loves Jack. And Rian is jealous because he doesn’t have a love. Poor him. Jack and Zack and Alex and Rian go to school. And during lunch, Jack and Zack have their wedding. And Alex cried. So Rian wanted to help Alex in his quest for Jack's love. Because Alex loves Jack BUT RIAN DIED because he didn't have a love. Alex was very very sad and scared, he didn't have a love!!!! He needed Jack!!!! Jack didn't want Alex to die so Jack loves Alex, but Zack? Zack loves a tree. The tree is very handsome. And has a mirror.
Ok, one day, a man named Pete lived in Chicago. Pete lived with his love, his name was patrick. Patrick was a little fat. Only a little. Patrick was chubby. But Pete thought Patrick was very sexy because Pete loves Patrick with all his heart. Ok, so Pete and Patrick lived in Chicago with their best friend, Jon Walker. Jon Walker was VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY COOL because he was Jon Walker. Duh. Jon Walker had a boyfriend named Spencer Smith. Jon Walker and Spencer Smith were in a band called Calm Down! At The Outdoor Music Festival. It was like Panic! At The Disco but not. Pete and Patrick were in a band too, called Fall Out Girl. Like Fall Out Boy but not. Brendon loved Pete like a friend because Brendon was like a puppy. Very fun and adorable. One day, Pete and Patrick wanted a wedding like their friends Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth had a wedding last year. So Pete gave Patrick a ring for their wedding. Patrick cried because he was soooooooooooooooo happy. In the wedding, Jon was the best man for Pete and Spencer was the best man for Patrick. Everybody was happy. The end, after the wedding, Patrick and Pete had a party. The real end.