everything in this sucks i hate the world no big deal. D:
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They're making out, slow and passionate, in Sam's basement before his parents get home from work. Kurt should be thinking about how hot Sam is or how he just basically refused to let Kurt's tongue go, but all that he can think about is how this is the 3rd time they've done this this week. Then he remembers this book that he read a while ago, a month or so ago?, where the main characters traded little lists of the things they wanted to do with each other.
He sits up a little stiffer, pushing Sam back gently, "I'm bored." It's blunter than he means it to be, "I mean, we've done this every single day this week." Sam looks hurt and Kurt doesn't blame him. He presses a sweet kiss to his boyfriend's lips, "I like making out with you, but I'm just bored of only kissing you." He sees a jump in Sam's eyes, like he's giving him permission to throw him over his shoulder and take him into his bedroom. "Hold on, I propose that we write each other a list of the things that we want to do with each other."
Sam drops his head on the armrest of his couch, he is perfectly fine with just making out with Kurt and having sex with him on the days that they know that they have plenty of time. Kurt leans over, "If you do it, I'll have sex with you for a straight week." Sam doesn't have to be told twice. "I have so much blackmail on Finn I can get him out of the house for a week." Sam has to wonder why Kurt hasn't told him this before because seriously, they could have had some amazing times after school.
They exchange lists the next morning, they decided on only 3 things (they both just wanted that week of sex). Kurt liked his list, make Sam one outfit (accessories included) that he was going to wear the next day, fix Sam's roots (that were showing now and bugging the hell out of Kurt) and taking a bubble bath with him in his big Jacuzzi tub. Sam's list was handwritten, a few of the words misspelled but overall satisfying. Kurt was to seriously watch Avatar (no big surprise), read one comic book series (again, no big surprise), wear his hair completely unstyled for one day (he didn't understand how Sam could be so cruel).
Sam met Kurt at his locker after 1st hour, "I have the comic books in my locker. The series is only like, 5 books long. And are my roots really that bad?"
Kurt nods, "I can see them from across the hallway. How am I supposed to come to school without any product in my hair? This isn't pretty when it's not done properly." He brushes his hair out of his eyes for effect, even though they were nowhere near them.
Sam shrugs, "If I'm going to be wearing your clothes, then you can wear your hair down."
Sam doesn't allow any kissing or any sort of inappropriate rubbing while they're watching Avatar later that afternoon in Sam's basement. He lends the comics to Kurt to read by Saturday, the day that they're going to tackle all of Kurt's list. Kurt agrees to wear his hair down the next day.
Secretly, he puts just a little bit of hairspray into it after he brushes it into a respectable shape. Sam doesn't notice it and he's perfectly fine with that. He vows that he'll be honest tomorrow because he's already gotten 6 comments on his hair today ("Wow you look so different!" "Did you get a haircut?" "Looks even gayer than before, Fancy.") and it's only 3rd period.
After school, when they're making out in Kurt's car, Sam's fingers slip through his hair with ease. Sam does it, savouring the feel of Kurt's hair between his fingers.
Sam comes over at noon the next day for his hair treatment and bath. He plans a strategic all day Monster Truck thing or whatever for his dad, Finn and Carole to go to all day and then some nice dinner in Columbus (it'd be too late after the Truck thing for them to get a decent meal after having to drive back). Kurt fills the tub with hot, but not too hot, water. He adds bubbles to it, sprinkling lilac pedals on top of the water. Sam wrinkles his nose when he comes in the bathroom, "Dude, it smells like perfume in here."
Kurt rolls his eyes, "Just get in." He pours in a few bath salts, just enough to help enhance it but not over do it. Sam takes his robe off (the one that Kurt lent him because clothes were never to be left in a pile on his bathroom floor) and hangs it on the door hook. "I have 8 jets to help relieve muscle tension, bath salt for aromatherapy, lilac pedals for show and bubbles for fun." He'd added the bubble part for Sam, knowing that he'd at least appreciate the attempt at making this more bearable for him.
Kurt can tell when the jets hit that spot on Sam's back because he lets out this deep groan, like everything is suddenly better. "Kurt, we need to take baths together more often." Sam says as Kurt slips into the tub as well. Kurt smiles at him, letting himself adjust to the pulsing on his shoulder blade and just taking in the aromatherapy.
"I made the suggestion before," he really didn't, but he can fudge certain things, "but you said that shower sex was too cliché."
"You know that I meant in the locker room during class," Sam retaliates. Kurt did, in fact know that was his meaning, he just doesn't care. He motions for Sam to come over to his side. He pulls a bottle of shampoo out from the basket next to the tub.
"Dip," Sam leans back, soaking his hair and catching a lilac pedal in it. Kurt plucks the pedal from his hair, giving his boyfriend a light kiss in the process. "I have special shampoo for your coloured hair," he pours a good amount on his hand, rubbing them together as he leans in to kiss Sam again. He doesn't let Sam get away this time, running his shampooed hands through Sam's hair. When he's certain that Sam's hair is covered in shampoo, he pulls away, smiling at the way that Sam's hair sticks up in so many random places.
Sam leans his head back again, getting all of the shampoo out of his hair before he sits up again. He lets Kurt examine it just to be sure that he got everything out. Kurt grabs a bottle of body wash (of course Kurt would have special body wash that's designed to make the skin extra soft) and a loofah.
"No way, that smells like girl," Sam backs away from Kurt, his back hitting the jets. Yeah, bathtub, not much space to run away. Kurt gives him this glare and he's certain that if he doesn't comply, Kurt might dip his head below the water and refuse to let him up until he stops moving. Sam moves back over, defeated, "I'll just take a shower tomorrow." Kurt scrubs the soapy bubbles over his chest, lingering at Sam's abs (like he always does when Sam is shirtless), moving to Sam's back. Even though he won't admit it out loud, it feels amazing, just letting Kurt bathe him, even though it smells like jasmine and amber.
"Does it feel nice?" Sam just nods, he knows that if he opens his mouth, stupidity and the wrong things will fall out, so he just lets Kurt know with a nod. He leans back against his boyfriend, the subtle feeling of sleep beginning to wash over him. He'd stayed up until 4 last night playing Halo with Finn (during which, Kurt had yelled at Finn 6 times to keep it down because some people liked to have regular sleeping hours. Sam hadn't told him that he was the one playing with Finn).
Kurt frowns as Sam closes his eyes. It is only 12:30, they have at least 9 hours until his family returns and he'll be damned if it's spent sleeping. But he doesn't want to disturb Sam too much, so he instead brushes Sam's dick, just enough to open Sam's eyes but gentle enough that he can totally pass it off as innocence.
"We can totally hold off on your roots until afterwards." Sam doesn't even need to say yes.