I leave in like, two hours, I still haven't finished packing or cleaning my room!

shoot me.

wouldn't giving a blow job to someone wearing a condom be difficult?

I'm still sick..

You know what would solve everyone's problems? Getting some poon tang that's what. Well, unless you're a girl, well unless you're a lesbian, but we don't care about them. Because I'm a girl. ok, so boys need some poon and girls need some wang ( Read more... )

my tights and leotards don't fit in my tights/leos/jazz pants drawer anymore.

I failed the test.

fuck salem.

I'm tempted to land in Philadelphia and take a taxi two hours to Carlisle just so I can have three check bags instead of two check bags and landing in Harrisburg which is like a half hour away ( Read more... )

I KNOW WHY IT IS CALLED REALESTATE

Damn you.

Lizz, what flight are you planning on taking to Harrisburg ( Read more... )

Stupid Jon. I miss that jerk face.

I thought my back was getting better. I think it is possessed.

I don't have anything to update about.

he isn't gay.

hahahahaha

oh snap