Comments | artmonkey: Fucked in the Zodiac

artmonkey

Fucked in the Zodiac

Feb 08, 2008 17:52

There are only two types of zodiac signs to my knowledge, Chinese and astrology ( Read more... )

Comments 11

stalkeresque300 February 9 2008, 00:59:42 UTC

I am an ox and a squiggley thing.

byakugan217 February 9 2008, 02:06:46 UTC

I never had a huge problem with being Year of the Rat; Rats of NiMH was a favorite book of mine as a child and the Ratkin are my favorite Changing Breed in Werewolf.

anonymous February 9 2008, 10:17:50 UTC

Let's not forget Splinter. Actually Dragons are the most unlucky animal in the chinese zodiac, not that you believe in it anyways. They get like 8 unlucky years.

artmonkey February 10 2008, 05:47:58 UTC

Splinter wanted to be human again it wasn't his choice nor his desire to be a rat.

anonymous February 10 2008, 09:55:50 UTC

Depends on the version. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splinter_%28TMNT%29

I am year of the dung beetle dancing_wolf February 10 2008, 19:09:26 UTC

Hey, I'm year of the archer and Don't WANT to be a dung beetle! But I think that rats are cool, I mean what else out there can survive nuclear blast and all levels of pestilence and I mean...New York City and Cairo and Athens and all other manner of totally uninhabitable places (like New Jersey)

But I to would boot out the old zodiac in favor of being different werewolf years

sharpie9 February 11 2008, 21:14:44 UTC

lol @ vaginal symbol. they say rats are supposed to be clever and intuitive and stuff. and rams can head-butt anything in their way, that's not bad.

i get to be a dog and a bull, two stinky animals. =/

artmonkey February 12 2008, 00:09:27 UTC

A. Dogs are soooo much better than rats at everything from getting the paper to just being awesome.

B. A ram is smaller than a Bull and WAY less cool, a bull gets to have sex with cows, cows look different than bulls wereas all rats look the fucking same.

Dog awesomeness is just unquestioned win!