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[artofautomail]

Normally, bugs don't freak me out. Really. Honestly. I can handle most bugs!

But these tongue bugs, parasites, things -- are seriously creeping me out!! And whoever wanted to keep it as a pet is seriously insane!

Ed, Gene -- you two better not have one! That's the last thing I need, having to worry about you guys.

I don't think they would like metal

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[beatsupboys]

Pets? But they're like... stuck to people's tongues!

[artofautomail]

I know! It's so gross!

[beatsupboys]

They probably make you sick or something! Aren't people trying to get them off?

[artofautomail]

I've never encountered them before, but I don't think it's best for people to cut them out by themselves -- it would be unsanitary, and even if the bug wasn't carrying anything an infection could spread.

I'm at the clinic, and willing to remove them.

[outlawing]

Tongue bugs? Uhh, I don't have one of those I think....

Or at least I hope I don't.

[artofautomail]

Does your tongue feel swollen? Any pain? Any [aksdjf shivers] movement of sorts?

[outlawing]

No, nothing. I feel fine.

[artofautomail]

Are you sure?

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[scienceinacan]

So that's what it is.

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[artofautomail]

The bug, you mean?

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[scienceinacan]

The cause of the tongue-owwies!

One way of putting it, anyway. Is this a recent disease? Seeing a good lot of people talking about it is a bit... interesting!

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[artofautomail]

Tongue-owwies -- ?

Yes, it's recent. I take it you're new here?

[justastic]

Tongue bugs. Great, I'll add that to the list of nightmares.

They're not contagious or anything, are they?

[artofautomail]

You're not the only one.

Not that I know of.

[justastic]

I don't suppose you know anything else about them, do you? I'd rather not wake up with something wriggling around in my mouth.

...Apollo Justice, by the way. Nice to meet you.

[artofautomail]

Well, people have been trying to remove the parasites themselves but I wouldn't recommend that. I think right now the best way to go about it is to see someone at the clinic and have them take a look and decide what to do.

I'm Winry Rockbell. It's nice to meet you as well.

[priceoftruth]

...What the hell are you talking about?

[artofautomail]

Bugs. Living in your tongue.

You're supposed to be on top of things like this!

[priceoftruth]

Bugs. Bugs. Tch-- just when I thought this place couldn't be more annoying.

...Why should I?!

[artofautomail]

Because you were here longer than me, and you always seem to know what's going on?

But no worries! I'll take care of you, Ed. Just sit back, relax, and let Winry handle everything.