Be Advised

[artoo]

As you may be aware, there have been a number of recent UFO sightings around Stephenville, Texas. In the event of a threat, citizens are advised to gather at the new Dallas Cowboys' football stadium. Authorities do not expect for there to be any touchdowns at this site.

Comments

[gilgurth]

lol

HOW BOUT DEM BOYS???

[oqidaun]

HA!!!